You told me the name you chose was a promise, what was the promise?
1920s Merthur AU
Mob boss Uther Pendragon runs the city of Camelot and is so determined to shut down sinful jazz bar and speakeasy The Magic Room that he sends his playboy son undercover to destroy it. Little does Arthur realise that he’ll soon fall for the music, the people and especially the club owner, the elusive Merlin Emrys.
And just what does the world’s sexiest actor find attractive himself ?
"Self-possession. Quiet confidence. An acceptance of the difference. A certain… mischief," he teases with a smile. “A sense that things could be a little ‘exciting’. I think I should stop there !”
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
the thing about ben reading the r. kelley lyrics is it starts off just plain hilarious but by the end of it you’re sitting there like “hahahahahaha okay i need some alone time now”